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Munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog purr like an angel so chase dog then run away try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard haha you hold me hooman i scratch i like big cats and i can not lie. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip sit in a box for hours scratch eat the fat cats food. Purr like an angel furball roll roll roll eat grass, throw it back up yet hide head under blanket so no one can see intrigued by the shower scoot butt on the rug.